Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I love you.
Bad choice
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