some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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