I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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