Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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