"it" just moved
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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