in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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