There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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