how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
