whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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