He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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