I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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