i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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