white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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