I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
this will be a night to untag.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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