But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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