i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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