If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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