carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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