She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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