It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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