i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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