ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
