The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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