The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My liver just broke up with me...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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