i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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