i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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