I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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