we have officially lost it.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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