i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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