So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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