he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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