that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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