so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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