whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's never too late to be topless.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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