i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I've blown a few things in my day
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
is it fun? or sober?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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