Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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