why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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