Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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