that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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