Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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