I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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