We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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