The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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