is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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