Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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