Barsexuality is the new black.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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