All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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