Porn is love you can see.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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