i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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