Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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