Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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