Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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