her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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