I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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