why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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