Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the condom got lost in my hair
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
