I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Randomize
