I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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